Do The ‘Phins Love The Pats?

11 12 2007

sucking as an art formI normally would be ashamed to admit it, but the Miami Dolphins have turned losing into an art form. 
My name’s Don, and I’m a Miami Dolphins fan. 

God, but they’re awful. 
In their pursuit of the least-perfect season of all time, I’m wondering how annoyed the ‘Phins must be at the New England Patriots stealing all their lime-light. 
I kid, I kid. 
Seriously now, the Dolphins have got to be oh-so-happy that the Patsies are heading towards the perfect season, because there’s really been very little talk about an accomplishment even more unlikely than a perfect season. 
And boy, oh boy… do you think that on December 23rd, the Patriots will have forgotten what Don Schula said? 
Not bloody likely…

Just one in a lot of terrible, terrible moves by the ‘Phins…

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12 12 2007
Aaron Becker

Sweet irony is the Phins losing their hold on the unbeaten season title, and the Dolphins also joining the Bucs in the winless club in the same season! Everyone is heaping extra praise on Brady, but it’s my contention that Moss is the only reason why this is happening.

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