How The New England Patriots Can Lose The Super Bowl

Well, it’s a tall order, that’s for sure. Still, going to be having my fingers crossed all day (it’ll be Monday here in Japan). I do have some suggestions for the New York Giants tho’, ones I fear that might be the only way they can beat New England…

1. Dobermans. Lots of them. Trained to attack a Patriot uniform. Use them in the secondary…
2. Fake instructions sent to the New England locker-room informing them that the game’s been pushed back 2 hours…
3. Replace Patriot playbooks with an instruction manual on how to cultivate a maize garden…
4. Replace Bill Belichick with Mike Greenberg. Greenberg’s enough to drive them all insane…
5. Declare Massachusetts illegal, and thus New England is ineligible to play in the Super Bowl…

In all honesty, even if employed the above 5 pointers may not work: the Pats might still win. Still, as a Dolphins fan it’s my duty to say:

Oh well… file it under ‘futile hopes’.

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